My parents tell me I am special.

Here are some cool fad facts about my life:
I live skating. I hardcore shred the 'sphalt.
I am in a band. We do not have a name yet.
I play soccer and football.
I have lots of friends and know a lot of cool people.
My favorite bands are:
Red Hot Chili Peppers
The Strokes
Modest Mouse
Broncho

I go to Creighton prep.
My friends call me "Alex" or "Borto" or "Bortolotti"
People who do not know me refer to me by twitter handle which I shall not mention.
I have a brother and a sister. I have a mom and a dad. I also have a dog.
I once saw a man release
squirrels from a cage at the park.
 I used to live in Minneapolis, Minnesota before I moved to Omaha Nebraska.
I do not floss.
I wash, rinse and repeat, three times.